i-like-him-he-says-okie-dokey: snapesslave: harrietjonesformerprimeminister: apriki: Riddle me this: you’re an invisible thirteen year old who has just snuck into a candy shop. Looking around, at all of the hundreds of different types of sweets that surround you, what do you go for? A lollipop. That your friend had already brought. YOU’RE INVISIBLE IN A CANDY SHOP AND YOU STEAL CANDY THAT SOMEONE HAS ALREADY BOUGHT. And not just anyone. Neville Longbottom. The kid with the worst luck in the world, and you steal his goddamn lollipop. Is anyone surprised that you’ve got a horcrux inside you, Harry Potter? Because I’m not surprised one bit. THERE WILL ALWAYS BE GUYS LIKE POTTER THIS ^^
truthandglory: bbanditt: lokisoldiergothiddlestoned: ladyw1nter: heynips: “There are all kinds of courage,” said Dumbledore, smiling. “It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends.” #there’s badass, and then there’s neville motherfucking longbottom #Harry’s chest tatoo isn’t a Hungarian Horntail, it’s a portrait of Neville. #neville pisses felix felicis #if grindelwald and voldemort had fought the winner would be neville longbottom #neville uses nagini’s blood as soy sauce #neville’s parents weren’t tortured. bellatrix threatened to kill their son and they laughed themselves into insanity #muggles don’t know who lord voldemort was. they know about neville longbottom #if you’re looking for neville on the marauders map he’s labelled bamf#hogwarts no longer teaches defense against the dark arts they just hand out neville longbottom masks #ginny’s really thinking of neville during sex with harry. so is harry. THOSE TAGS I lost it at soy sauce Can I just say that, as “The Chosen One” could have been Harry or Neville, if things had gone the other way, Neville Longbottom would have made an excellent Chosen One. Neville is the new Chuck
myweepingangel: wHY DIDN’T THEY PUT THIS IN THE MOVIE THAT SERIOUSLY MADE ME SO MAD

a post about the subtitles on my harry potter vcd

jaymhensley:

so i found my old vcd-copy of harry potter and the chamber of secrets and… i don’t know what’s more entertaining, the movie or the subtitles.

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  • Wood: Scared, Harry?
  • Potter: A little.
  • Wood: That's all right. I felt the same way before my first game.
  • Potter: What happened?
  • Wood: I, uh, I don't really remember. I took a bludger to the head two minutes in. Woke up in the hospital a week later.
  • Potter:
  • Potter:
  • Potter:
  • Potter:
  • Potter: sOUNDS LIKE A SAFE SPORT FOR CHILDREN, GLAD TO BE A PART OF THE TEAM.